Christmas Presents from my Doctor!

Today has been a really busy day....but it has been quite productive.

My soon-to-be X is at her mother's house....just about 2 blocks from my house. My parents have arrived safely....and they are full of awe and wonder at the changes I have made to my house.

My dog got groomed, and looks and smells like a million bucks.

I also had a doctor's appointment....for two reasons actually. One was because I haven't been feeling particularly well ever since Nashville....it turns out that I have a nasty sinus infection that has spread to my ears! The other was because it had been too long since my last visit... I am going to be going back to her on a more frequent basis because I want to live a full life now that Lovey is gone.

So, the doctor took her time with me. We talked about everything under the sun...including the divorce, the kids, the soon-to-be-ex, etc.

The good doctor loaded me up on antibiotics, nasal sprays and refills for my various and sundry ailments. As I got to the waiting room to make my next appointment, my doctor hands me a sizeable brown bag that is sealed. She says it is a Christmas present that is great for diabetics.

So I made my next appointment.

When I got into the car, I opened the bag and almost fell out from laughter. God, it feels so good to laugh again.

Inside the bag were samples of VIAGRA, CIALIS, and LEVITRA!

Do you suppose she thinks I might get lucky over the holidays?